So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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