The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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