you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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