well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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