Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Non-Jews are for practice
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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