It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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