Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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