Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
