I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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