I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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