these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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