This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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