Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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