omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize