I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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