It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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