Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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