She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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