woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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