i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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