is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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