I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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