Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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