Don't you send me to vm
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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