what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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