I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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