let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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