dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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