I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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