quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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