i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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