He is such a slut. More and more my type.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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