i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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