I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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