I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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