in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
