Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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