just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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