it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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