This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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