If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
