i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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