my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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