we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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