He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
pray to the hookup gods
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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