ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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