Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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