grandma shit on top of the toilet
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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