As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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