He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
How's work?
Spinning.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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