I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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