She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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