brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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