I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Pants are for mortals
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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